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Liz: People are gonna think we're alcoholics
Dan: We're not alcoholics, we're just friends with people who are
"We just heard his whole life story in 30 seconds" -Chips
Kim: People get sick of me after a week
Dan: If it makes you feel any better, i got sick of you after 5 mins
Melissa: I don't know if my cousins party is gonna be goin on
Kim: uhhh yeah i dont think it is, seeing as though he's in a coma
Melissa: WHAT?? He's not in a coma!
Kim: Then who is??
Melissa: No one!!!!!
Kim: were you seein T in your sleep?
Chips: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yes.. i need to
be struck by lightning 600 times
"And T was all interested too opening the door 500 times and u couldnt see him cause he was
soo blackk...you could only see the whites of his eyes" -Chips
"oh sorry i mistakingly directed it to your pooooper" -Chips
"who the hell is t? mr.t?" -Liz
"You're a hamster!!!!!" -Melissa
"He didn't say Ronny.....he said.....CHALUPA!!!!! He's puerto rican!!!!!!!" -Chips
"From Wallingford to Fudds" -Liz
"He rubs me the wrong way more & more every day" -Melissa
"He'd be like "welcome to walmart you richards" -Liz
Jason: I could kill someone in 2.2 seconds
Kim: Thats kinda hot
"You look like you're 12" -Chips
"I'll tell her about the big one if he lives" -Chips
"Label them....Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri" -Chips
Kim: I used to think i was a really really moral person
Mom: And theres nothing wrong with that
Kim: And then i realized that i was just confusing being self concious with having high morals.
Mom: I fucked up somewhere
At least none of the pics had fuckin mexicans in them..they were fuckin everywhere last night!" -Chips
Kim: he's your bf!
Chips: omggggggggggggggggg id rather dieeee.. id rather go kiss
the door greeter at the walmart
"ewwwwwwwww
omg dick legg just walked by me and he goes "hoyyyyyy" -Liz
"Dont make me come ova thur and smack your ass ...oh waittt you'll like that too much" -Chips
Chips: They should promote more
Kim: I know! I would stand out there in a costume!
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